March 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
February 2012
“And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul,...”
– Sylvia Plath (via katetgreat)
adayinthelifeofgeorgeclooney:
George Clooney sobs uncontrollably from his cupboard under the stairs. when is his hogwarts letter going to get here?? stay tuned
la-belle-personne:
if morrissey had a tumblr he’d have the greatest text posts of all time
Whiskey, coffee, cake
skintandmint:
I don’t like a lot of things. However, two things I am particularly fond of are coffee and whiskey, so a few days ago, I decided to try combining them in the form of cake (a third thing that I don’t completely hate). It probably could have gone worse.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
BREAKING NEWS
Common sense reveals that there is no correlation between self-respect and whether or not you show your tits on the internet or how many people you sleep with.
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“Ludicrous attempts of clumsy playfulness and tawdry eloquence…”
– From Chapter VII, Literary Expressions (via fifteenthousandusefulphrases)
trijumeau:
When people say feminism isn’t relevant I like to laugh very loudly in their face while eating a bag of crisps, so I get crumbs in their face.
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In Defense Of Literary Perfection
skintandmint:
I’m not exactly sure where to start this so let’s start here: WHY?! What have I done? Who have I angered to make this happen? Okay, so I’m not a great person. I screen my phone calls, I don’t donate blood as often as I should, (O Negative, baby. Universal donor. Liquid gold.) and sometimes I take the bus only a few blocks because I have a free bus pass. But, really? This is what...
oh-harbs:
i would like to be tumblr famous, please so read this
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you should listen to this →
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“I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks...”
– M.I.A. (via barebrownboy)